Writing Novels Makes one Popular
Posted in TheWife on May 19th, 2009 by thewifeI joke that my cell phone never rings, except for when my husband calls at roughly 3:34 every afternoon. I’m not the person who makes regular social plans, and I certainly don’t have sporatic ones. For a while in the winter, my sister in law would come visit on Thursday afternoons, but her schedule changed and I no longer see her. It’s not meant to be a sob story – I would certainly like it if I got to see more of people, but I understand that people tend to do things like “work” and “earn money”.
Well, apparently in order to be popular, all you have to do is say that you’re going to buckle down and finish your novel. Why didn’t I know this when I was 16 and particularly upset that NO ONE from my high school ever called to hang out?
Not only did I actually have someone come over to the apartment briefly, but I got a phone call asking if I’d like to go on a bridal portrait shoot this afternoon. I realize that the serious writer is supposed to turn these things down, but this would be my Achilles heel. Naturally, I came home from that event sore, tired, mosquito bitten, and very unwilling to write.
Luckily, just as I was about to resign myself for the night, a message popped up from my dear friend Olson, asking whether I was writing. I said no, that I was tired. He DENIED my excuse, and harassed me into writing! The nerve!
So, there you have it. 1,000 words that would not have otherwise been written. Thank you, Olson.
p.s. I’m just saying, if for some reason you DO want to drop by and say hi, that’s really cool. But I prefer some advance notice, because I get really twitchy if people want to come over and I haven’t vacuumed. :)